[Duke Devlin]: Awhh.. All of the comments are gone. :(

[windowframe]: Then more must be written. :O Thus it has been decreed.

[Duke Devlin]: *Dramatic pose, hands on hips* Quite! :D

[Chimes]: I would spam my own wiki... but that would be sad of me. XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD *SPAMZ* for you! :D

[Chimes]: HOORAY! *Danny style*

[Duke Devlin]: XD Suits you sir. ;)

[Chimes]: It does? O.o

[Duke Devlin]: ... Yes. >_> <_<

[Chimes]: One day you will convince me I'm male... I dread it.

[Duke Devlin]: Yes, yes I will. *nods casually*

[Chimes]: *cries*

[Duke Devlin]: :D *effil smile*

[Chimes]: MEANIE

[Duke Devlin]: <3 Not really mean. :) <3 Love you too much, ^^

[Chimes]: Very true ^^ And I lubbles you too.

[Duke Devlin]: Yay! ^^ <3

[Chimes]: :D

[HardRockAngel]: Great initiative ^^

[Chimes]: Thank you.

[Reason]: o_0 Chimes is a dude? I never knew =o

[Duke Devlin]: Chimes is female. XD

[Reason]: (I know, but I want to mess with her =o)
Mannn... Changes everything I thought I knew o_0

[Duke Devlin]: (XD Ohh I see. :P Nice. :D I always call her male, so don't worry ;) )
Dayum!

[Chimes]: Reaaasoooon! Don't side with Dice! Side with meeee! *sniffles, whines, begs*

[Reason]: But, but... If I spontaneously changed sides, wouldn't that make me... a traitor?! and you a female?
=o

[Chimes]: I am a female... I have the boobs to prove it. :P

It won't make you a traitor... it'll make you.... A PIRATE!

[Duke Devlin]: No! Side with teh Dice! Dice has all teh solutions.. Due to the MANY choices they afford you! ^^

[Reason]: Hummm. Some guys have boobs... It could just mean that you're... Dun dun dun, chubbby =D

...I don't wanna be a pirate. =o

[Duke Devlin]: XD Nahh.. she has 'boobs', men have 'moobs'. :D
Pirates ftw! *is a Dicey pirate*

[Reason]: Really? Moobs? o_o ... ... ...*googles it* My god, the Great Google, says you're right =p

... o_0 What's a Dicey pirate?

[Duke Devlin]: I know. *smug* :D
.. A pirate that you probably couldn't trust as far as you can throw her. Yes, her, as I am the only Dicey Pirate. >=D

[Chimes]: :P And whooo first thought to call you Dice? Me! Me and my story-writing skills.

[Reason]: Such a smug pair =o I probably couldn't throw you, so I shouldn't trust you at all, correct? Unless Great Google agrees...

I wonder if Great Lord of All, Google, would say Chimes is a girl? xp

[Chimes]: Hehe. That's us. :D She loves me really. Or at least she'd better. If not... I'll... um... not feed her when she stays over next! Then become overcome with guilt and feed her anyway...

It'd better :P

[Reason]: hahaha Oh Em Gee, you wouldn't FEED her? How CRUEL?!

Well, I did a basic search for your username, Chimes, and the results were not applicable to gender, so... either that means you're genderless, or Great Google simply doesn't care to comment on the subject. =p

[Duke Devlin]: Of course I love you. ;) However, I could just feed myself! ;) I will run to the shop, and steal copious amounts of bacon, steal your oven thinger, and cook it crispy, then consume it verily. And that word was used in th incorrect place. ;)
She is very mean. :O Evil, maybe. *nods* I am teh Dice. <3

She is genderless. The Great Google gives a comment on everything. *nods*

[Chimes]: Did you search: Chimes Elftown? I do believe that actually comes up with something about me. MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!

Hooray! I am loved! That's too true... you really would.. and I wouldn't be able to stop you. XD My weakling self... DX

[Reason]: Nope, just Chimes. =p I think I'll just leave it at Chimes, too... After all, what if your elftown is a lie =o

Bacon? o_o ... *suddenly craves bacon* *realizes I haven't had breakfast, and that I didn't have lunch or dinner yesterday - just a pair of pop-tarts* >_> ... Be back later. ^_^;;;

[Chimes]: What flavour pop-tarts? :D

Darn.

[Reason]: I is back! bwaha. Um. I don't remember =o I have 3 flavors here though, so it was either Rasberry, Strawberry, or Chocolate. Probably Strawberry though. ^_^

[Chimes]: Chocolate pop-tarts are love!

[Reason]: Aren't they, though? That was my breakfast approx 50 minutes ago =) >_> And then I took a walk in the rain. *shakes water out of hair*

[Duke Devlin]: I have.. NEVER had pop-tarts. ;.;

[Reason]: O_O; ... Go buy some =o They're only like $3 a box...

[Chimes]: Go to Morrisons... they sell them there.
:D

Raaain <3

[Duke Devlin]: ;.; Morrisons is so far away. ;.;
And we buy in Poundssss. >=D Reason. :P
Oh well. ;.;

[Chimes]: It's only in Banbury :P

[Reason]: _> Alright, so it'd probably be only 2 pounds. <_<;; I think.

[Duke Devlin]: I can't just go gallavanting off to Banbury! D: *cries*
Nah, more like... 1.50 pounds. :D (my pound key has vanished. D: Since it's set to American style. XD)

[Chimes]: You couuuuld... if you tried. XD
Whut? I am confused. I HAVE AN ITCHY HAND!

[Duke Devlin]: Bwahaha >=D
Nope. :P

[Chimes]: You so could... I mean... it's MORRISONS!

[Duke Devlin]: No. D: EVL

[Chimes]: Evl? Wow... really? :P

[Duke Devlin]: Yep. Really speedy Evil.

[Chimes]: Wow... I was about to try and say that then XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD Muppet.

[Chimes]: Shhh. I am no frog.. or pig... OR ANY OF THE OTHERS *in a Bernard Black like fashion*

[Duke Devlin]: XD Love him. >=D

[Chimes]: He is my hero.

[Duke Devlin]: XD YEPS

[Chimes]: <3 Irish

[Duke Devlin]: <3 His hair. >=D

[Chimes]: <3 Him in general... Dylan Moran is a god.

[Duke Devlin]: He is. *zomg love* >=D

[Chimes]: I want one... a pocket-sized one.

[Duke Devlin]: OMFG YEAS! :D

[Chimes]: THE LITTLE MAN IN MY HAIR IS GETTING VERY ANGRY!

[Duke Devlin]: OH DEAR! D: NUUUUUU

[Chimes]: Hehehe. I think that might be my favourite line of his... ever.

[Duke Devlin]: XD Its great XD

[Reason]: <_<... Would I be murdered if I said I don't know who Dylan Moran is?

[Duke Devlin]: XD Nope. Are you american? I have to ask.., without visiting your page, cause I am ace.

[Reason]: My page doesn't say, anyways... But yes, I'm American =o

[Chimes]: :D I am watching Diving...

[Reason]: So... Who is Dylan Moran, and why do you both want pocket Morans?

[Chimes]: He is a comedian. :D He was in a show called Black Books. He's Irish. :D Drunkard too.

[Duke Devlin]: :D You probably wouoldn't know him then, so don't fret about being under a rock or anything. XD
And yeah.., he is ace. :)

[Reason]: A comedian, huh... If it turns out he's not so good, I will... throws rocks at your elftown houses or something =o
*runs to limewire* >_> I'm always looking for good comedians.

[Reason]: Nevermind. Can only find zip files... and I don't trust Limewire's zip files ^^;

[Chimes]: YOUTUBE! :D It is the answer to everything.

[Reason]: "What is the meaning of Life," I asked the Heavens.

The clouds parted, and brilliant sparkling rays of light surrounded me. "YouTube," they answered, and then they were gone, leaving only beautiful shimmering sunlight and a startling epiphany.

[Chimes]: *applauds* That was fabulous. :D

[Reason]: ... >_> My imagination gets these random images. But.. What if Youtube were the meaning of life?! o_0 All those other people's lives had no meaning... Not even Jesus's!

[Chimes]: Wow... that would be weird.

[Duke Devlin]: XD Jesus I'm sure, was a douche, really. :P

[Chimes]: As I said to Rob the other day (I think it was Rob, anyway) what if the whole Jesus thing was a practical joke? How bad would you feel if you were that person and were somehow able to see the world today? The cause of wars and other such crap. XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD I think you mentioned that to me too. XD And I quite agree! XD He'd laugh, I imagine. :P

[Chimes]: I may have... :D
Heh. If that were true... wow.

[Reason]: Maybe it was Jesus's practical joke. o_0

[Duke Devlin]: :O That is ENTIRELY possible. X______X Jesus was actually the original Prankster! :O (has NOT just listened to the song of the same name :P)

[Chimes]: A LIKELY STORY!

[Reason]: But, throughout the ages, immortal (but not holy) Jesus sat back, watching. The wars, the blood, the anger, the death. He felt rather bad about it all, but to confess to the joke would be... unwise.
All the same, though, as the American television reality series, Punk'd, rose in popularity, he couldn't help but fantasize about being on the show... "You've been Punk'd!"

[Chimes]: Another fabulous interlude. :D You're brilliant. XD

[Reason]: Thanks xP *sigh* If I could but write a book of interludes...

[Chimes]: You probably could actually XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD

[Chimes]: I'd buy it :P

[Reason]: Wait, so there's possible money in this? I could actually put my skills to work? o_0

[Chimes]: You might be able to. :]

[Reason]: A long long long list of random musings... Huh. Mebbe. ...I'm busy with graphic noveling currently though =o Well, I say busy... (I did two pages yesterday, whoopy-du) xP

[Duke Devlin]: Go for it, man!!! :D

[Chimes]: I read that on your DA. :P But you should do both. :D And send them to me. XD

[Duke Devlin]: :O

[Reason]: What? I thought you said you'd buy them... xP
So's, I spent 8 hours in a hospital waiting room last night, but I only bothered to draw one more picture for it. I feel like such a slacker o_0

[Chimes]: I would... when they were in proper book form. :P Even if I'd read them before.

o.o Why were you in awaiting room?

[Reason]: *sigh* Man. I've had to tell so many people already buuut...

My grandma caught fire... after her truck caught fire... after the grass around the hole they were stuck in - you guessed it - caught fire.

So, she's got a bunch of bloody swelling second degree burns, and her right hand is a mildly horrible burn, 3rd degree special.

And only one person is allowed in the tiny cubicle-like areas (major hospital in Dallas, filled to the rims with mostly criminals and people who've been shot by criminals, and fun stuff like that) I figure my bed-side manner is probably lacking, amusing or not, so I voted waiting and my mom stayed with my grandmum.

Proper? Hehe

[Chimes]: Eeep! I'm sorry, hun! *huggles* I can't think of anything to say that you haven't heard already, I'd imagine... so I'll stick with the hugging.

[Reason]: Actually, most people stuck with 'Wow. Just wow.' Or, in my best friend's case, "I hope she gets better soon >_<", but most people just stuck with the 'wow'. o_0
*hugs*

I'm still sort of weirded out, though. As we were leaving, this dude who'd been shot, who was in cuffs and a striped black/gray convict outfit, smiled a twisted sort of smile and nodded at me solemnly. And I nodded back without thinking about it O_o Twas interesting though. I saw alot of... creepy but interesting people.

[Chimes]: Intriguing... O.o; It is a weird world, indeed.

[Duke Devlin]: That sounds fascinating. (The criminal, not your Grandmothers pain! :( ) *Hug* I hope she gets better soon, give her all of our love. :P Even though we never met her, obviously. :) Chimes and I are lovely like that. =] <3

[Reason]: ^_^ Thanks, I will.

But, amagad, they're living with us (my grandmum, and my step-grandfather) and ... They're everywhere and nosy -_- And I sort of hate my step-grandfather, so that doesn't help. *sigh* Ah well. He'll be leaving early, so it'll be all good.

[Chimes]: We are, she is telling the truth. :]

Is this the step-grandfather with the horse thing?

[Duke Devlin]: *blink* :O

[Reason]: Indeed, it is =o It's also the step-grandfather who --- ... well, nevermind. I could finish that sentence, buuut not on a comment board. Too awkward.

xP I gave her all your love, and she replied with, "What'd you say??"

[Duke Devlin]: Awhhh XD Well then, I am happy to hear you gave her our love! :D :) :P

[Chimes]: :]

This penguin bar thing tastes weird. O.o

[Reason]: ...Penguin bar?

[Chimes]: Chocolate bar... named Penguin... they always have crappy jokes on the wrappers.

[Reason]: Is it an English thing, or just a less than well-known thing? o_0 I've totally never heard of Penguin chocolate bars. xP Weird in a good way or a bad way?

[Chimes]: A bit of both - they normally taste better but it didn't taste bad.

I think most people in England know of them - it is definitely and english thing. 'Puh-puh-puh- pick up a penguin.' :P

[Reason]: xP Sounds interesting... I want to try one o_0 *wonders if they're sold anywhere in the US*

[Chimes]: It's possible, I suppose.

[Duke Devlin]: OMFG NO! Not Penguins! XD I love them. ^^

[Chimes]: Me too... we ran out...

[Duke Devlin]: :( Awhhh... :( *throws non-existent penguin bars atcha*

[Chimes]: *catches*

[Duke Devlin]: *HOM*

[Chimes]: I imagined the face too. :P

[Duke Devlin]: I bet you did. ;) <3`

[Chimes]: *wiggles eyebrows*

[Duke Devlin]: *wiggles eyebrows MORE*

[Chimes]: You win.

[Duke Devlin]: I know.

[Reason]: o_0

[Duke Devlin]: ::D <-- If this were msn, that would be a groovy emoticon. :O

[Chimes]: It would be a SCARY emote XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD True. >=D

[Chimes]: Raz just spammed me that emote XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD Good! >=D XD

[Duke Devlin]: Penguins FTW.,

[Chimes]: I am confused.

[Duke Devlin]: I know. :)
I was rereading. ;)

[Chimes]: O.o I seeeee. XD

[Duke Devlin]: XD There ya go. ;)

[Chimes]: There I go, indeed.

[Duke Devlin]: ;)

[Rook.]: CHI! *dances happily* whats up, ma drogha?

[Chimes]: O.o Wow, that was random XD

[Rook.]: yeah i know^^

[Chimes]: You jumped out of no where.

[Rook.]: ^^ i have a thing f or doing htat

[Chimes]: It's all good.

[Linderel]: I've a question, Chimes. Why do you keep the time of comments hidden? It's confusing to tell the truth :P

[Rook.]: not as confusing as having [Asator Stormbringer] take the names AND times away >.>

[Linderel]: ...yar <_<

[Rook.]: talking with no names between him and [Sir Riddle] gets so super confusing! >.> ESPECIALY when Riddle gets....well *coughs* ornery

[Linderel]: I'll bet. :P

[Rook.]: *laughs* yup
so, how are you?

[Linderel]: I stink of cigarette >_< Even if my friend went to the balcony to smoke, the smell still managed to drift in and stick. Ah well. Had a very good session of Dark Heresy anyhow. And earlier in the day I received the new album by my favourite band.

[Rook.]: cognrats. I sat in EArth sciece all day playing with makeup XD

[Linderel]: Earth Science sounds interesting. :3

[Rook.]: It is, especialy listening to teh teacher ramble on about things being 4.5 billion years old... its not even correct! did you know that the sun shrinks 5 feet every hour?? now, by those numbers, could the earth possibly be 4.5 billion years old...? ^^

[Linderel]: It does? Wow. *goes to find a converter to get that in metres*

[Rook.]: ooops, My bad XP

[Linderel]: This claims that 5 feet is 2 metres. As far as I know, that's not possible. -_-

[Rook.]: okay, clarify, what is not possibl;

[Linderel]: Aha. Approximately 1.5 metres.

[Linderel]: Even if I'm a bit lost when it comes to feet, even I know that 5 feet cannot possibly be 2 metres :P

[Rook.]: ooooh.i see. XD sorry...im a little disoriented XD

[Chimes]: I take the times off becaaaaause I don't think it looks nice with them on XD

[Linderel]: Right. It's still confusing, though... no way of telling which comments are actually new unless you remember xD

[Chimes]: :P Muahaha. Maybe, I live to confuse. :]

[Linderel]: Ebil :D

[Rook.]: *laughs* adn I live to scare people :P

[Chimes]: Excelleeeent.

[Rook.]: ^.^

[Rice]: Ahem...*wonders where he name is..whistles*

[Chimes]: I don't use this anymore :P I might one day but not now. XD

[Rice]: B-but.. D8.....
E-Emma......T_______________T *cries forever*

[Akayume]: Awwww. XD